What's the baby's name?

Before we knew the gender of our baby we would ask our daughter, "What is the baby's name?" She would answer, "Baby in Mommy's tummy."

Boy or Girl

Before we knew the gender of our baby, we would ask our 2 year old questions about the baby.

Mom: Are you going to have a baby brother or baby sister?
Hannah: baby sister
Mom: Are you going to have a baby sister or baby brother?
Hannah: baby brother
Mom: Baby boy or baby girl?
Hannah: baby girl
Mom: Baby girl or baby boy?
Hannah: baby boy
Mom: Baby Abbi or Baby Luke?
Hannah: baby Luke
Mom: Baby Luke or Baby Abbi
Hannah: Baby Abbi

Eat Lots of Food

Some students in another class found out that I was pregnant.

Boy Student 1: You have a baby in your tummy?
Me: Yes I do.
Boy Student 1: How did it get there?
Boy Student 2: That's easy.

Really? I couldn't wait to hear how easy it is to get pregnant.

Boy Student 2: All you have to do is eat a lot of food.

I Can't Get Pregnant

One day my feet were tired from standing and walking around so much so I brought a chair outside with me to sit on during my after school bus duty. One of the kindergarten boys said, "That's not fair. You get a chair." I said, "When you have a baby in your tummy you can sit in a chair." Then he said, "Hey, I can't get pregnant!" I said, "Oh, well." I am glad he knows enough to know that he'll never get pregnant.

Doctor Appointments

I often tell my students when I am going to the doctor because I either won't be in class or have to leave early.  The next day someone always asks, "Did the doctor take your baby out?" I tell them not yet, he just checked to make sure the baby was still okay.